Tell Us... When Is the Funeral for All the Money You’re MURDERING to Technical Debt?
Technical Debt Free
You receive an unexpected funeral invitation.
Arriving at the modest chapel, you notice the somber, tearful faces of guests dressed in black.
Intrigued by the open coffin, you walk slowly past the guests down the aisle toward it to pay your respects. As you reach the coffin and peer inside, you gasp. Instead of a familiar face… you see stacks of pale dollar bills piled to the rim of the coffin. Your eyes widen as you recognize the serial numbers, the fruits of your lifelong labor. Those are your precious dollars.
Your heart pounds as you stand there, staring at your lifeless dollars. Continuing to gaze at the coffin, a shadow of guilt and regret creeps in. How? Why?
Then it hits you: you know who did it. You know who murdered your precious dollars.Technical debt murdered them.
You receive an unexpected funeral invitation.
Arriving at the modest chapel, you notice the somber, tearful faces of guests dressed in black.
Intrigued by the open coffin, you walk slowly past the guests down the aisle toward it to pay your respects. As you reach the coffin and peer inside, you gasp. Instead of a familiar face… you see stacks of pale dollar bills piled to the rim of the coffin. Your eyes widen as you recognize the serial numbers, the fruits of your lifelong labor. Those are your precious dollars.
Your heart pounds as you stand there, staring at your lifeless dollars. Continuing to gaze at the coffin, a shadow of guilt and regret creeps in. How? Why?
Then it hits you: you know who did it. You know who murdered your precious dollars.
Technical debt murdered them.
Technical Debt: Your Supervillain
Technical debt is your business's supervillain. Its impact extends far beyond slowing down software development. As technical debt piles up, the risks of downtimes, system errors, and data breaches also increase. This mounting pressure is both frustrating and costly.
According to Gartner, technical downtimes can cost up to $5600 per minute. Read that again. Falling behind in software updates can leave your business vulnerable, requiring substantial resources and time to catch up. This results in massive stress, missed deadlines, overworked staff, weak team morale, frustrated customers, and a tarnished brand reputation. These are all the ingredients of a perfect supervillain strike.
You think of all the technical tasks you put off that led to mounting technical debt within your company the shortcuts, neglected software updates, and inefficiencies piling up that choke your business’s cash flow.
Technical debt threatens your finances like a supervillain with a knife, lurking to steal the rest of your dollars.
But there's hope—you can still change the course of your revenue stream and halt this dollar massacre.
The Dilemma: Full-Time Engineer or Freelancer?
The Dilemma: Full-Time Engineer or Freelancer?
On the other hand, opting for a freelance software engineer may lead to a lack of consistency and accountability for the project, potentially resulting in costly emergency repairs later on. Either choice puts your dollars closer to a coffin.
So, what’s the solution to this problem?
Look, when Superman can’t defeat a brutal supervillain, he calls on a team of the strongest, most competent superheroes in the universe (Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, etc.), the Justice League.
Now, if you want your dollars to live…
Who’s your Justice League?
Why Choose Us
Meet Your Dedicated Software Engineering Team at Netlandish
At Netlandish, we design, build, and customize software solutions for SMBs to run their businesses smoothly. Whether you need a customized application or system, our dedicated software engineers (superheroes) are ready to accelerate your business back to peak performance. For a predictable and low monthly subscription fee, we’ll put a chokehold on your technical debt, optimize your systems, and set you up for success.
The best part? Your dollars don’t need to be held hostage by debt to summon us. We can proactively monitor your systems to prevent technical backlog from accumulating. That’s our superpower.
We’re trusted by global brands. Our superheroes have built solutions for companies of all sizes, including organizations like the National Association of Realtors, scientific researchers like Scripps Research Institute, universities like Washington University, startups like AppOmni, and widely known names like Sony, HBO and the National Geographic Channel.
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Need bugs fixed, software updates, or new features implemented? We've got you covered with unlimited requests.
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We deliver solutions within 2 business days to boost your growth with quick, efficient turnaround. For complex needs, we break them into smaller requests to prioritize key performance.
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We provide an affordable monthly plan to help you save money compared to hiring a six-figure in-house team.
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We are the best choice for growing companies as we provide unlimited technical support to help you scale your business.
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Case Study
The Problem
IDS manages real estate projects, properties, store fronts and location scouting for owners of all sizes, including globally recognizable brands. With each client having their own process, a lot of day-to-day work was being done manually via spreadsheets, emails, etc. The human “cost” was killing productivity as well as profits. IDS was looking for a better way to manage their internal workflows.
The Solution
The Feedback
“For 5 years (and counting) Netlandish has been one of our core “go to” vendors. Every project we’ve handed them has been handled with foresight, consideration, technical firepower, and passion. As our needs continue to grow we will also continue tapping on the shoulder of Netlandish to help us meet those needs.”
Paul Karapetian, SVP Technology, IDS Real Estate Group
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Client
"Netlandish helped us with major updates and bug fixing to our Open Source Gene Portal system BioGPS. This platform is used by researchers, scientists, students and enthusiasts from all over the globe. Their expertise with Python, Django, and the entire ecosystem helped our team to reach core milestones. They're a great team to work with and we hope to work with them again in the future."
Client
“What I most value about working with Netlandish is that Peter and the team really know how to apply technology to genuinely solve business problems. We never have those uh-oh moments when the delivered solution meets the letter of the requirements but not the intent. We’ve found Netlandish to be incredibly customer-centric, honest and solutions oriented. The quality of the work is outstanding. And they are fun to work with.”
Client
"Netlandish was able to handle a rush project for us with very little notice and under a tight timeline. Peter worked with us and our vendors to hit the project out of the park."
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